Obsessed with my new @fashionnova jeans đ Get them at https://t.co/8gtalP8TTW đ pic.twitter.com/E2b8tgikJl
â Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) December 27, 2016
Seriously though, itâs worth pointing out that Kylie Jenner is NOT a Kardashian. She is a Jenner. While Kim and Kourtney Kardashian got their dadâs small-framed-but-curvy Armenian genes, Kylie and Kendall got their fatherâs long, lean genes. But you wouldnât know it from how Kylie Jenner has remade herself into the new version of Kim. At this point, Kylie looks like Kardashian 2.0, now with an even faker butt.
So, yeah, Kylie posted this photo on Tuesday. Many sites have pointed out that Kylieâs actually giving a shout-out to Fashion Nova jeans, and thatâs a problem because Khloeâs got a new denim line called Good American and Kylieâs not promoting her sisterâs line. But this isnât just mindless promotion out of the good of her heart â Kylie is absolutely being paid to shill for these high-waisted monstrosities. Beyond all of that though⌠look at how Kylie has gone âfull Kardashianâ from the back. Iâm sorry, but no. Kylie was always going to be built like Kendall â long and lean, and not curvy in the least. But now sheâs got the fake boobs and a butt that looks more âKardashianâ than Kimâs. Itâs almost a full Khloe-esque Pinocchio Butt.
What else is going on with Kylie? Well, she was criticized for her Christmas presents to her nieces Penelope and North. North is three years old, Penelope is four. And Kylie made them special âlip kits,â because small children love high-end lipstick.
Kylie's custom gifts to Penelope & North. A whole set in their favorite color đđ pic.twitter.com/ueLh5YJq8n
â KYLIE COSMETICS (@kyliecosmetics) December 26, 2016
Last thing: Kylieâs lips look like sheâs having an allergic reaction to something.
Photos courtesy of Kylieâs social media.
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